obesitycore:

“only sluts use birth control” 

Yeah, shut up. Stop signs use it too. 

What the fuck is this. I can’t. 

That day has come. We have wireless communication now, sorry phone lines. 

So. Not. Fetch.

Watch out guys, this kid can almost but an ipod. Maybe a few DVDs! What a badass. 

So. Not. Fetch.

Or, here’s a concept: you could ACTUALLY take a shower!!!

So. Not. Fetch. 

So Fetch.

I’m totally having a fucking seizure looking at this. Shut your teenage-angsty mouths and go to bed. 

So. Not. Fetch.

Wow. Asymmetry, a white background and paint smears? You are SUCH an artist!!! You’re REALLY clever and original and talented! :)

So. Not. Fetch. 

Yeah, sorry, but you’re right. I think I’m going to go with another shade of green.

So. Not. Fetch.

Yeah flowers, you’ve got this. 

So. Not. Fetch.